The Making Of A Monster

Put all these together:

1. Orange felt
   
2. Orange thread
3. Polyfiber stuffing
4. Pieces of a pink soft blanket
5. Brown felt, cut into small shapes
6. Glue
7. Googly eyes
8. Frilly yarn (not sure that this is the correct term)
9. Pink embroidery thread

And you get this:

I was hoping to make a cupcake-shaped monster, with a bite taken out of it. It looks more like a piece of pizza or as E described it, a "deranged carrot."