"I'm hungry."
"Me too."
"What do you want to eat?"
"I don't know. What do you want?"
"I don't know."
I know a lot of my friends are good citizens and plan their evening meals for the week, have fully stocked kitchens, and actually cook most nights. I may even aspire to that someday
. For the time being, even when we do prepare dinner at home, the above conversation frequently occurs.
"Well, is there a particular cuisine you want?"
"Umm...."
"Okay, is their anything you DON'T want to eat?"
"Yeah, no [insert cuisine here] for me tonight."
"Oh! I have an idea. I could really go for [such-and-such]"
There might be a facial expression here, such as a wrinkled nose.
"No, I don't really feel like having that. I think I could go for [whatumacallit]
"
Okay, great!
We're narrowed it down to something specific that at least one of us Indecisives wants. So, the naming of possibilities starts. It can range from going to a favorite one-of-a-kind eateries to finding a chain restaurant to making a run to the market for ingredients.
This very thing happened last weekend. It was decided from the start that we were going to eat out. We went through the back-and-forth and, after some negotiating, settled on a particular direction. There were basically two choices, as in "I can go for
this or
that." The
this and
that were somewhat related, which helped. We started to rattle off places and agreed on seven different restaurants. Ugh. It was hard enough to come to that point, so how would we decide? Light bulb!
A spreadsheet. I sat down and starting making a spreadsheet. I listed the seven establishments and made several columns. I first marked whether the restaurant severed This, That, or Both. I followed that up with price range, estimated wait time, and proximity to home. To narrow it down further, we had to look at other important attributes. Those included cleanliness of the restrooms, attractiveness of the wait staff, the presence of a fairly close place to pick up an
L.A. Weekly, the selection of salad dressings, and whether or not they have root beer, of course.*
The list is real, aside from one item which only one of us wanted. Honestly, we could have added many more factors, but were getting really hungry, and finally made a choice. For what it's worth, we both ended up being very happy with the chosen locale and had some delicious food.
So tell me. What you would put on your spreadsheet?
*I suppose it goes without saying that we aren't foodies and don't really do "fine dining."
