Visting with my Mom for a day in Vegas, and seeing a sign for an upcoming Jeff Foxworthy show, made me ponder my youth and exclaim:
You Might Be A Redneck If:
- Your parents made homemade sauerkraut in a giant garbage can on the front porch.
- Your mother butchered a deer by herself on the same front porch.
- You were going to be called "Jim Bob" if you'd been born a boy.
All of the above are true. And my Step-Dad made sure to remind us that all of these things happened before he was around.
4 comments:
Snarky Jim Bob? Hmm, it could work :)
We weren't rednecks...we were poor white trash lol There is a differnce lol
Speak for yourself, D!
We butchered our deer as a family in the privacy of our own garages. It kept the sun off our necks, and therefore kept us from being rednecks.
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