Michael: I just want you know, you've been a big disappointment to me today, okay.Stanley: Oh. Go away.

There's nothing like getting all revved up for a cool, free event for one of your favorite tv shows that you barely got reservations for, and kind of felt smug for doing so, and that you invited friends to, only to find out that it's taking place almost 3000 miles away and you have no plane tickets!

Nothing except maybe driving over 100 miles to see Sting, only to find the show had been cancelled with the only clue being the empty parking lot.