I've got a secret and I can't explain...

Last night I went to the exclusive members-only event at Machine Project. I've professed my affection for the alternative art space before and it was indeed a great time! I'm bound by a sacred promise to not reveal certain details, but I can tell you there were very yummy tamales, a photo booth, and beer delivered up through a hole in the floor.*

The highlight of the evening was the tour of the hallowed space below Machine's main gallery. And here is where I have to be really careful in what I tell you. What I can say is that we gathered behind a big screen where we took the oath. Complete with hands raised & speaking in unison.

From there, we _____ through an _____. We proceeded _____ the _____ holding on to the new _____. Upon arrival below, we encountered a _____ full of _____. We gathered around _____, who began to reveal several mysteries. The first hidden gem we saw was the _____! Wow! The description included an invitation to enjoy it, which is quite exciting.

Moving along to the _____ _____, the group got a first hand look at Machine's new _____ _____ _____. Impressive stuff, folks. Very impressive. Of course, most people got the biggest kick out of the unveiling of the _____ _____! "So _____!" someone exclaimed.

We ventured back to the _____ _____ for a hands-on _____ _____ and _____ lesson. There was confusion and laughter, followed by great satisfaction. Everyone _____ _____ and listened to _____ _____ who performed _____. Thus concluded the adventure and each of us _____ our _____ and went _____ _____ _____ to return to the party.

Sorry. I just can't fill in the blanks for you. But, if your curiosity is piqued and you are in the greater L.A. area, why not stop by machine project and even consider becoming a member. And who knows, then the secrets of the mysterious basement may be revealed to you as well.

*If you've attended any machine project event, that may not be new to you.


Anonymous said...

Don't tell me you've become a Mason? Lol!

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