Things I Learned

I like to learn new things, so luckily, I'd say I've had a pretty educational weekend so far:

• I make pretty good rum and ginger ale drinks.
• Rum and ginger ale drinks cure headaches.
• Russian vampire movies are confusing when I'm a little drunk.
• I should be more careful when taking photos of cars. The driver may actually be in the car.
• I don't like vomit porn.
• Almost everyone likes to toast a marshmallow over an open flame.
• I should have soaked the wooden skewers in water for 20 minutes.
• Two of my friends have orange-ish hair.
• The party goes on, no matter how unprepared I feel.
• My backyard really does smell like a NYC subway.
• I do like a man in a kilt. Especially if he has leg tattoos.