Baby You Can Drive My Car

I understand that lots of people have their sob stories. Hey, I have a few of my own too. Not the least of which is the fact that I bought a new car a couple of weeks ago and I really need to recoup the down payment I made on it as soon as possible. So, please won't someone buy my old car?

I'm so sorry, but no, I cannot put you on a monthly payment plan. It's a nice idea, but I'm not set up to operate as a bank.

Also, I understand there's traffic (Hello! We live in Southern California, remember?), but I left work early today, which you knew I had to do, and paid to get the car washed so you could come see it. But I am desperate and therefore will inconvenience myself again for you later this week.

If you drove the car over a week ago and decided you don't want it, that it fine. Even though you seemed very, very interested, I understand. Just please tell me and stop stringing me along.

I will be so happy when this aggravation is finally over.


SJ said...

Monthly payment plan, that's funny :)

Anonymous said...

Ugh. That sounds incredibly annoying!

Peeved Michelle said...

What kind of car are you selling and what are you asking? My brother-in-law needs a new car.

Joanne said...

This is why I will always suck up the crappy trade in offered at my dealership. Just take the thing off my hands please. :) And make me not have to do the work.

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