Baby You Can Drive My Car

I understand that lots of people have their sob stories. Hey, I have a few of my own too. Not the least of which is the fact that I bought a new car a couple of weeks ago and I really need to recoup the down payment I made on it as soon as possible. So, please won't someone buy my old car?

I'm so sorry, but no, I cannot put you on a monthly payment plan. It's a nice idea, but I'm not set up to operate as a bank.

Also, I understand there's traffic (Hello! We live in Southern California, remember?), but I left work early today, which you knew I had to do, and paid to get the car washed so you could come see it. But I am desperate and therefore will inconvenience myself again for you later this week.

If you drove the car over a week ago and decided you don't want it, that it fine. Even though you seemed very, very interested, I understand. Just please tell me and stop stringing me along.

I will be so happy when this aggravation is finally over.


SJ said...

Monthly payment plan, that's funny :)

Anonymous said...

Ugh. That sounds incredibly annoying!

alissa said...

Where are you finding these potential buyers?

Peeved Michelle said...

What kind of car are you selling and what are you asking? My brother-in-law needs a new car.

Joanne said...

This is why I will always suck up the crappy trade in offered at my dealership. Just take the thing off my hands please. :) And make me not have to do the work.

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