- "My pants are making me dizzy!"
- "When my Mom would find lice in my hair, she'd snap them on a coconut shell. I loved the sound."
- "There should not be rats where there are naked people."
- "Wow! I just got a Hamster Club newsletter! I didn't even know I was in a hamster club."*
Me, opening my purse and pulling out an item of clothing:
"I took off my fat-sucking undergarment in the bathroom at the party."
E, looking quite perplexed: "Why would you do that?"
Me, still tipsy and a bit smug even: "Well, I had it on over supportive tummy control stockings. I felt like I was overachieving."
E: "Overachieving? Maybe you should go to the gym more than once a week and then we can talk about overachieving."
*Yeppers. I said that one.