Flapdoodle

Absurd quotes from today, which was a bizarre one:

• "My pants are making me dizzy!"

• "When my Mom would find lice in my hair, she'd snap them on a coconut shell. I loved the sound."
  

• "There should not be rats where there are naked people."

• "Wow! I just got a Hamster Club newsletter! I didn't even know I was in a hamster club."*

A conversation E and I had after getting home Saturday night:

Me, opening my purse and pulling out an item of clothing:
"I took off my fat-sucking undergarment in the bathroom at the party."

E, looking quite perplexed: "Why would you do that?"

Me, still tipsy and a bit smug even: "Well, I had it on over supportive tummy control stockings. I felt like I was overachieving."

E: "Overachieving? Maybe you should go to the gym more than once a week and then we can talk about overachieving."

*Yeppers. I said that one.